So I'm Pretentious—Deal With It...

I don't know why, but people think I'm pretentious. I can't help it. I walk very upright—Is good posture such a bad thing? I think not. I wear a beard and rest black thick-framed glasses on my nose and ears. Is it my facial accessories? I think not.

I tend to look at people deeply. I can turn into myself and lose track of my surroundings. I tend to say the first thing that comes to my mind. I seem to end up the topic of discussion, even if I'm not the one initiating it. I'm tall, so I usually look down on people—it's a vertical thing, honestly. I have a “prominent' nose, which may seem to be sticking high up in the air; but again, it comes back to good posture.

The truth is, I'm a good person. If you can get past my initial pretentious demeanor, you will find a very loyal and trustworthy person. I would do anything for my friends. I would give anything to help them. Even my imagination.

And for the person who knows what I went through today: I want to believe her story. I really do. I hope it was all a mistake.