I’m a chair designer…

Word of advice: Don’t try designing a chair unless your IQ is earth shattering and you have a surfeit of spare time. Otherwise, you’ll end up working over 40 hours on it (so far) and still not be able to get the lumps out of the rear-right seat decking. You may find yourself wishing that you purchased hard-wood instead of pine. You may also regret designing it to be ridiculously large. The question, “Cushion or Tight Back,” will most likely put your stomach in knots.

You will definitely find yourself writing about your still unfinished chair at three o’clock in the a.m.