AC/DC Illegal while driving...

AC/DC Should be illegal while driving. There must be some carnal connection between the heart-thumping-rock of AC/DC and the right foot.

I was driving on the highway and Done Dirt Cheep came on. With each “Oye,” my foot pressed on the gas pedal. I noticed two cops parked in the turn-around, everyone slowed down and turned onto the driving lane. I sped past them and didn't think about it until the song finished.

Maybe they knew. Maybe their radar-guns have a special check-if-ac-dc-done-dirt-cheap-is-playing feature. They saw me fly by, checked to see if I was listening to Done Dirt Cheap, acknowledged that I was, smiled, shook their heads, and said in unison, “[feel free top suggest something clever].”