Gentleman's Game...

I've decided to take on the challenge of becoming a respectable billiards player. First thing on my agenda: try not to suck so bad. I can't get the ball to go where I want it. I can't not scratch on a break. I miss the most ridiculously easy shots. All those things aside, I'm determined. You'll see me hanging out at the local billiards hall, in the corner, Sam Adam's on the table to my left, trying the same shot over and over again until I can duplicate it with consistency.